Over the last few months Ive been noticing specific ways people behave when around a member of the opposite sex that they're interested in. Patterns of behavior vary from person to person, but there are a few that are universal. Especially when it comes to flirting. So boys, listen up. Here are the secrets of the female race.
How to Know If She's Flirting...
- She'll get loud. Even if she's talking to a group of her friends, if she notices that youre around, her voice is gonna raise a little in volume. She'll laugh louder than anyone. It's our way of getting your attention, showing you that we're interesting.. the life of the party.. and someone that you WANT to get to know better.
-She'll make you come to her. When we see you come around, only the desperate ones will come straight to you. For the most part, we make lots of noise to make you come to us. We want to be admired, wanted and chased. ;)
-She'll say goodbye to you last. When saying goodbye to a group of friends and giving lots of hugs, she will always hug you last. It's a way of attempting to not make our feelings obvious and to seem like we really do want to hug everyone else (even though we dont, we just want to get to you). That last hug we get from you is the one that we want to walk away still feeling.
-She'll laugh at anything. It doesnt matter if its a knock knock or blonde joke, she will laugh. It shows that she's accepting you and wants you to know she's your biggest fan.
-She doesnt let go right away. If youre hugging her, or shaking her hand, time slows down for her (if shes in love), and she's going to hang on as long as she can, just to feel close to you. If she's a whore, its just so youll feel the sensual vibes she's trying to send out to you and make you want more of her.
-She eye-fucks you. We want you to get lost in our eyes, so we're gonna make eye contact with you as much as possible. Laughing, talking, whatever... it shows that we're totally interested in everything youre doing and saying.
More to come later... much MUCH more... consider this my lil Dr Laura/Sex and the City blog...
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